Gluten Free German Chocolate Cupcakes with Boozy Buttercream and Whiskey Salted Caramel Sauce | Queerios + Milk

Gluten Free German Chocolate Cupcakes with Boozy Buttercream and Whiskey Salted Caramel Sauce (And Why Dogs Shouldn’t Eat Them)

Morgan’s birthday started off unintentionally early, as our dog, Tank, managed to get a hold of six of these cupcakes yesterday and ate them, wrappers, boozy frosting, and all, in a matter of minutes. Obviously, these cupcakes were not created with Tank’s digestive system in mind and she quickly regretted her thievery. As Tank pouted on the couch, I cleaned up the remnants of the cake while fuming to one of my friends about the situation…
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Tenga Eggs for Giveaway! | Queerios + Milk

Tenga Egg Giveaway for #AdultSexEdMonth and #NYCPride!

Did you enjoy our Tenga Egg sex toy review? Though we were not paid for our review, when we asked, the lovely folks at Tenga provided us with two free Tenga Eggs to give to our readers in honor of #AdultSexEdMonth and #NYCPride!

You can win a Tenga Egg Thunder or a Tenga Egg Wavy!

Entering is easy, just leave a comment on this post! You must be 18+ to enter.
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Tenga Eggs: Not What Your Mama Made For Breakfast | Queerios + Milk

Tenga Eggs: Not What Your Mama Made for Breakfast

It’s #AdultSexEdMonth and #NYCPride week, so we’re kicking this fabulous last week of June off with a sex toy review!

Tenga Eggs are a lesser known toy for sexual pleasure, though much like normal eggs, they are quite the powerhouse for a small package. They are soft, stretchy, plastic egg-shaped sex toys with a smooth exterior and a textured interior (there are over a dozen different textures available at this time)…
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Wonder Wheel at Coney Island NYC | Queerios + Milk

Kicking off NYC Pride Week with the Mermaid Parade

When I was little, I desperately wished I was a mermaid. Back then, I would pretend to be Ariel in the bathtub with my hair flailing out in the water. Needless to say, I don’t think it’s a big surprise that the prospect of going to the Mermaid Parade at Coney Island had me giddy with anticipation.

Normally, I am the queen of crafty, inexpensive costume creation, but I somehow neglected to think through my outfit until late Friday night. Initially I resigned to just wear my typical pirate outfit, but I made the poor decision of Instagram surfing #mermaidparade when I woke up Saturday morning. After viewing all the gorgeous get-ups other parade-goers were preparing, I decided I needed to be more creative…
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Homemade Basil Vodka | Queerios + Milk

Homemade Basil Vodka

The other night, Morgan made us his delicious Lemon Basil Pesto Chicken Salad for dinner. He brought home a package of fresh basil, and only used about half of it for the salad. Anytime we have extra fresh herbs I struggle to find a purpose for them before they go bad. Morgan had the genius idea to infuse the basil in some vodka though, as he knows how much I love a great bloody mary…
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Orange Is The New Black Recipe Round Up | Queerios + Milk

Orange Is the New Black: Snack and Drink Recipe Round Up

The day we’ve been anticipating is finally here, OITNB Season 2 is out! Sadly, I’m stuck at home trying not to Netflix cheat while Morgan’s at work. As I anxiously await his arrival, I’ve been pulling together some delicious snack and drink ideas on Pinterest. Personally, I’ve been craving some chicken (The Chickening, anyone?) hot wings, which I think will be perfect with the Take No Prisoners Hot Sauce. I’m also thinking about frying up some gluten free Oreos, just for the heck of it…
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